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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am, #252738
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am, #252713
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm, #252693

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm, #252688
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm, #252687
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm, #251511
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm, #251509
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am, #251508
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am, #251507
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am, #251506
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am, #251505
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am, #251504
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am, #251503
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm, #251501
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm, #251498
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm, #251497
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm, #251496
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm, #251495
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm, #251494
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm, #251493
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251492
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251491
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm, #251490
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251489
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251488
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am, #251363
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm, #251357

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm, #251351
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm, #218821
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am, #218749
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am, #218650
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am, #247497
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm, #247154

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm, #247153
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm, #247143

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm, #247136

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm, #247134
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD - There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Cyberhagen - June 28, 2014, 2:00 pm, #255495
Are they kidding? Women get catty and offended so easily, and can be cutthroat with each other. We'd have more wars, not less.
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:14 pm, #251350
Only retards find this funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:59 pm, #244870
Self-preservation was kicking in, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:58 pm, #244869
NEGOTIATIONS, not neutrons. Freakin' spell check.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:56 pm, #244868
Robin Williams has said they'd be no wars if women ruled the world, just severe neutrons once a month X-D
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 1:24 pm, #173626
I was either going to post this one, or "If women ruled the world, a country would be bombed every 28 days" but I chose this one.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:36 am, #173614
And about the female ruler bringing their country into war, was it on "that time" of the month? Just askin'. If our house was a country, my wife would invade or nuke our neighbor's countrys (houses) once a month.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:33 am, #173612
How do you sh**gun a beer through your nose without getting cut? Unless your rules for sh**gunning differ from mine...
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:12 am, #173605
now there's a party trick you don't see everyday, or hopefully never. don't even want to know how you came about learning that
crankyhead - April 26, 2010, 9:53 am, #173603
KFD, I didn't mean anythin by it. But the truth is the truth after all. P.S. I can sh**gun beers through my nose.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 7:05 am, #173590
@crankyhead: You must be a hoot at a party.
Claire - April 25, 2010, 10:47 pm, #173523
This is actually very true o_O
crankyhead - April 25, 2010, 10:47 pm, #173522
Golda Meir, Indira Ghandi, Margaret Thatcher,Catherine II, Queen Mary, Tz'u-hsi, Queen Elizabeth, Sirimavo Bandaranaike, Queen Isabella, Queen Victoria, Cleopatra, pretty much every woman who ever ruled a country brought that country to war. Jus' sayin...
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 9:10 pm, #173513
Don't forget a lot of drama and no p*** on the internet
pieman - April 25, 2010, 7:30 pm, #173499
Nice Devil. 5 caddy little b****es.


JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East


TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm, #79062
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm, #77731

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm, #220930
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm, #220377
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm, #220376
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm, #220350
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am, #220340
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am, #220336
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am, #220335
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am, #220296
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am, #220291
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am, #220288
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm, #220282
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm, #220280

...and all the pages are blank.


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm, #169239
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm, #169238
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm, #169236
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!


TAGS: blood men man real funny period
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Krissie - May 17, 2010, 11:46 pm, #176487
Oh...vomit!
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:11 pm, #48691
Thank you, Seb. I agree with both your posts.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am, #46005
But funny.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am, #46004
Disgusting.
gIRL - October 10, 2008, 7:56 am, #26878
Jeez, even girls think it's disgusting. Seriously, barf.
Hm. - August 21, 2008, 2:04 am, #15847
A friend of mine told me he earned his red wings. My response was "Yeah, but you lost my respect."


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by pitbull

WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am, #141615
Nice. 5L.


WOMEN - They don't think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:21 pm, #239831
LMAO!! Best 5 points i gave in a long time :D
jonyungk - November 23, 2011, 12:12 am, #226089
Yea, verily, yea. Magnificently done.
Coombsy007 - August 13, 2011, 3:09 pm, #222984
Mate you can say it in a clever way e.g. E5P, or just say it straight out. Either way one of the best I've seen 5L
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:30 pm, #222982
E5P
gas - August 13, 2011, 11:55 am, #222977
aaaahahaha... have to recognize that's true in many cases. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - August 13, 2011, 11:32 am, #222976
Glad my girlfriend doesn't post here haha.
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 11:22 am, #222974
Well said KFD.
rerun - August 13, 2011, 10:46 am, #222973

WOW is an understatement on this motifake. This should be printed out & hung on a wall
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 10:10 am, #222972
5uperb!


SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.


TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Zephirenth

falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm, #227891
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm, #144755
O.O'


HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - It’s just so obvious …..


TAGS: motivation men hygiene
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by ratman

EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 2:19 pm, #240944
I like it that they are apparently made from three different women! You have a selection!
Iconoclast - July 4, 2010, 11:47 pm, #183304
Looks a bit like 100064


FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm, #253364
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm, #243374
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am, #239725
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am, #239205
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am, #214930
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm, #208528
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm, #208511

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am, #198405
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm, #185764
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm, #185759
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm, #185750
To true! 5L


NOW WHAT DID I DO? -


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm, #225224
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am, #225210
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm, #225206
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm, #225204
lol x 5²


HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am, #229065
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm, #228985
define superi5r :)


FACT - Indisputable


TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am, #243788
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am, #243763
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am, #243762
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am, #243757
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by kahler8029

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm, #241700
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm, #220627
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm, #220626
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm, #220625
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm, #220624
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm, #220565

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm, #220536
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am, #220522
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am, #220519
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid


TAGS: owl hat argument invalid
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by motinet

Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 2:02 am, #242579
*your
EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:55 pm, #239268
Pretty cunning, huh?
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm, #202922
O RLY?
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:33 am, #202893
Sorry Mr.M but you're much better than this, I call'm as I see'm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:32 am, #202892
Oh yeah, very funny and original, a lot of thought must have gone into the text--- 1 L
DonTarsin - November 17, 2010, 6:34 am, #202882
I just love it!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:30 pm, #193458
First day of school?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 10:20 pm, #193453
youse crazy Mr.M.....5 owls.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:45 pm, #193437
i'm not sure what to say about this
GreyScorpion - September 12, 2010, 7:49 pm, #193425
I love owl posters...5L


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am, #249713
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am, #225444
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm, #225397
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm, #225346
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm, #225344
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm, #225332
ditto


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am, #223975
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am, #133322
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm, #131251
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm, #131164
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am, #131129
Brilliant. 5.


A SERIOUS SCAM -


TAGS: older men scam
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am, #226296
hahaha...very funny


I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus


TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am, #248424
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am, #248423
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm, #248398
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm, #248397
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am, #243695
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am, #243693
I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am, #243692
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm, #243685
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




FANATICISM -


TAGS: argument opinion
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by gas

elf - May 19, 2013, 1:55 pm, #245867
Human nature. Everybody wants to close the door behind themselves, not realizing that all those before them were kind enough to leave it open.
gas - December 1, 2011, 8:10 pm, #226318
lol, didn't think about that one
Preacher Man - November 23, 2011, 11:15 pm, #226109
The bitter truth is that the redneck wouldn't be stopped short by the Native American. He'd just say 'Go back to the reservation!'
gas - November 21, 2011, 11:14 pm, #226035
that's a good quote! ironic but no less true. thx all ^^
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2011, 12:50 pm, #226012
Excellent, I love it! As George Carlin said, "This land was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free." So true.
Budog - November 20, 2011, 6:31 pm, #225995
Classic 5L !
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:21 pm, #225993

well done


WOOSA... - Before you get so pissed off that you start swinging a cactus around.


TAGS: anger management
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

CANADA - October 5, 2009, 1:30 pm, #124085
bad boys 2 rocked! 5 woosa's
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:18 pm, #124079
I understand your position though, Dre... I'm just grading on a bell-curve anymore.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 11:53 am, #124071
Yeah, I guess it is better than probably any of mine so i cant really judge, if i could revote it might go up to a four as well.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:56 am, #124066
It's not like it said "if you noticed the cactus, I have bad news for you..." or "this guy will kick your a**" - this one took talent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:55 am, #124065
Perhaps not top ten of all time, but incredibly good use of the picture... takes creativity to caption it this way.
MO - October 5, 2009, 10:04 am, #124051
"Who let the dogs out? Woot! Woot!" KER-BLAMO!!!!! Even the natives are sick of that d*** song!!
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:55 am, #124049
I have made some funny posters according to me and it stopped at 3.2 where as I have made some average rush jobs that have stopped at 3.7, it's just a matter of who is on and their opinions which I value of course. Thanks for the 3L lol
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am, #124048
or GHETTO-SMACK: When hitting the person who burned down your car anything will do.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am, #124047
Yeah, I did give it a 3, i just didnt think that it was a top ten or whatever poster.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:50 am, #124046
or... GHETTO-SMACK: Where everything and anything is a weapon.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am, #124045
The caption is actually... PRETTY good. Better than most of the sh*t that I have to reject everyday. Definitely one of the better posters. At least he's not doing the "Look what I found on the internet!" Airman move. Give him some credit for that.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am, #124044
I could have said: "Dancing is always fun till someone canes you with a cactus" "3rd world version of a tequila sh**" "He who removed Excalibur Cactus from the field shall be the new slumlord" But I kinda liked the Bad Boys reference. That's a nice fish
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:45 am, #124043
................I might
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:43 am, #124042
Dre... so you regularly pick up a cactus in protest?
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am, #124041
The picture is funny, the caption is not.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am, #124040
I find it funny. Just sayin'.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:38 am, #124039
Um, its getting voted down because its not funny.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:23 am, #124038
Oh and TY...
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:22 am, #124037
Haha... yeah I can't believe these votes... that's a freaking cactus being swung around in front of a burning car... lmao.. I'll just keep the comments up on this one to bump it so people later in the day can appreciate it's magnificence and splendor.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am, #124031
Oh... 5L, naturally.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am, #124030
Love it! But you can't release good motifakes for the a.m. shift... they're 1L votin' mo fo's. Now, I have to get back to 1L'n these crummy motifakes.


MEN AND WOMEN -


TAGS: men and women socializing irony
Rating: 4.96/5

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lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am, #231276

Thanks for the O'5L, Gary.
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:31 am, #231267
Well, there’s just something fetching ‘bout them suits. I think the word is ‘allure’. 5L for the allure……….and truism
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:58 pm, #231256

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:56 pm, #231255

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:16 pm, #231248
(carebear BANNED)


FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.


TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm, #233814
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm, #233807
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm, #233759
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm, #233757
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm, #233756
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm, #233730
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am, #233705

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm, #233698
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm, #233691
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog


'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"




Conspiracy -


TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm, #39431
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm, #35918
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


Lorena Bobbitt -




IF YOU THINK WOMEN ARE THE WEAKER SEX - TRY PULLING THE BLANKET BACK TO YOUR SIDE


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.76/5


WOMEN'S RULES ARE ENGAGED -


TAGS: women men
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sho - March 1, 2012, 10:26 pm, #230486
I'll give it a 5 anyway. Nice pic to make a poster with
Airman - March 1, 2012, 5:13 pm, #230457
wow, I never saw it. I actually heard this quote on a radio show going home last night.. and made the poster using it when I came in this am.. should have looked first
Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 4:59 pm, #230455
Admittedly, 5till an amazing caption but. . . #147025 :)


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by boooooooo

Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am, #83059
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm, #63605
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am, #57053
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am, #53455
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am, #46038
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm, #14839
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men ***y beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm, #261676
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look ***y.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm, #211479
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm, #211467
d*** it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


FIVE RULES FOR MEN -


TAGS: men women humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:44 am, #248592

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Ghoul. I have a pretty excellent track record--but then, so does my Husband. ;)
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:23 am, #248591
Right, because it's impossible to for one to be all of the above.


COMMUNITY COLLEGES - A wonderful resource right in your own backyard


TAGS: courses for women
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ed-Hyde - December 16, 2009, 9:21 am, #146160
Class 7 is actually an inside joke between the instructor and his wife. Obviously, there are no 'Real Life Testimonials' available.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:06 pm, #146023
I hope class seven isnt full yet
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 5:59 pm, #146020
ROR, class 2 i can relate to so much it is not even funny!!!!!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 5:19 pm, #146013
Where can my wife sign-up?


IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm, #260974
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm, #236754
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm, #236748
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm, #236747
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm, #236746
lol


FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing


TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm, #231600
... or kick in the balls D: ouch


Tomorrow -


TAGS: trash retirement
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - May 29, 2014, 8:30 am, #255088
Luv this. Reminds me of my buddy climbing a cell tower and throwing a dummy off. His accomplice below popping outta the grass and waving. Kansas farmers thought that was pretty funny...sorta.


PROOF -


TAGS: men are cats
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 3:21 pm, #235450

'Bout killed me...
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 3:06 pm, #235449
Dang! Well, I s’pose I don’t need to ask if everything came out OK………
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:37 am, #235447

That's what happens when you acquire food poisoning! Ended up on IVs. Wasn't pretty. But I am much better, now.
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 9:08 am, #235439
Keep aimin’ darlin’, I’m an easy target. …and yeah, seems you’ve slowed a bit in submissions. I s’pose you get busy too. Yer stuff is always a delight, fine lady….’cat with proclivities’…..n-i-c-e
lgvernon - May 29, 2012, 11:06 pm, #235407

A cat with canine proclivities. I've missed you, GaryO!~
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:58 pm, #235406
Oh yeah? Sniff one strange hind end, and what do they call you?
tatespa - May 29, 2012, 8:55 am, #235370
OMG, we're CATS?? That BLOWS!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:15 pm, #235272
but a cat's the only cat who knows how to 5wing
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 12:58 am, #235225
Hey, I never denied being a cat. Be5ides, I’m purrrrfect.
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 12:35 am, #235224

*snort*
TheSanityInspector - May 27, 2012, 12:29 am, #235223
Lock your dog, your cat, and your wife in the trunk of the car for four hours. After you open it, which one is glad to see you?


TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential


TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm, #227520

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am, #227507
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


THE DESIGNATED DRIVER -


TAGS: giant among men
Rating: 4.9/5

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SteveFurlong - March 24, 2012, 10:59 am, #231960
Tip for designated drivers: don't drive your car. Puke is such a persistent smell. 5L because I've been the DD many times.


Stress Mgmt -


TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am, #250541
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am, #256522
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am, #146133
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm, #146036
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm, #145998
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #145997
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm, #145986
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm, #145984
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm, #145982
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm, #145979
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm, #145975
Its Science.


JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won


TAGS: just had an argument
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - May 8, 2013, 10:01 am, #245604
Right.
M0rd3kaI - May 8, 2013, 2:06 am, #245596
If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?
falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 10:55 am, #245424
I think the clock actually won. It accomplished its goal.
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 6:31 pm, #238312
Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 3:45 pm, #238309
Mord, seems you went "ape" over this!
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:47 am, #222846
Not sure if "win-win" or "lose-lose" situation... 5L
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:15 am, #222839
hehehe, ni5e


I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT I'M PISSED ABOUT - BUT I'M A WOMAN SO THAT'S NOT REALLY THE POINT


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.89/5


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm, #257652
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm, #257566

And so it begins...


LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242533
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm, #242532
RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm, #242531
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am, #242521
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm, #242514
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


BIPOLAR DISORDER - It's like having an amusement park in your head ...


TAGS: bipolar disorder amusement park head
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:14 am, #251397
I would have have to say that in my head it is a cross between a Haunted House in my head with a liberal dash of Roger Rabbit.
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:12 am, #224006
TheGoat, you know I didn't consider that until you pointed it out, but very good point...
TheGoat - September 5, 2011, 6:02 pm, #223988
Hmm Microsoft colors - why am I not surprised??


AWESOMENESS - sometimes you just feel it


TAGS: awesomeness
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by dymebag

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:32 pm, #211200
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:31 pm, #211199
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:43 pm, #210285
Meh somewhat but not really. I chuckled so it got approved even knowing that both of those were out there.
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:13 pm, #210282
73710, basically the same as the original.


NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.71/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm, #219556

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.




BIPOLAR -


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm, #248503
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm, #248494
5meds
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm, #248493
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm, #238671
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm, #238622
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm, #238585
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm, #238583
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




LAW ENFORCEMENT - Every profession has their focus and priorities ...


TAGS: law enforcement focus and priorities
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 23, 2012, 11:03 pm, #231932
I actually have great respect for law enforcement, they have a tough, dangerous job and very few people likes a cop until they need one. This one was too good to pass up though.
ughomer - March 22, 2012, 8:21 pm, #231863
Hilarious Budog!
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:39 pm, #231843
(carebear BANNED)


PMS - They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.




IF IT'S NOT ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER -


TAGS: women psychos
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm, #230445
I'll try to do better, I promise
MashiMashi - March 1, 2012, 2:23 pm, #230438
this ph**o could use a better caption, and this caption could use a better ph**o. Its funny I laffed but felt it needed work.
PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:04 pm, #230283
Hah!
ICEMAN - February 28, 2012, 1:43 am, #230259
I'm going to need to look under the hood. (bonnet for you limeys)


AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am, #160264
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm, #160150
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


INSTANT HUMAN - Just add coffee.




PMS - Men...you thought that was scary? This is MENOPAUSE!


TAGS: pms men scary menopause
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 9:35 pm, #234824
Never realized that bipolar and menopause were so much the same
fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:37 pm, #234820
Wait, I thought this was SPARTA! Now I have a headache. (sigh) You did this on purpose! I'm sorry, I still love you.


20 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO -


TAGS: women
Rating: 3.95/5

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steve1961 - September 29, 2013, 11:28 pm, #250141
There are many things incorrect about this poster. Most women I know are much more capable than most men I know.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:38 pm, #250136
What about Hole, they're an awesome band, granted Courtney Love is insane, but early Hole was awesome!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 17, 2013, 10:56 pm, #244406
And give you a simple straight answer...
house - June 16, 2011, 5:47 pm, #220128
well, who else is gunna make our sammiches ??
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 8:25 am, #220107
You left out reverse parallel park
steph1 - June 16, 2011, 8:23 am, #220106
...and yet men still can't do without us


SHUT UP -




U.S. NAVY SUBMARINES - 120 MEN DIVE DOWN 60 COUPLES COME UP


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm, #193560
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm, #193556
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscra**rs and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torp***s from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm, #193550
Agreed.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm, #193547

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm, #193436
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm, #193433

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm, #193432

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm, #193431
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm, #193430

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm, #193427
I thought it was good sh**tyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm, #193334
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am, #193307
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Sh**tyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am, #193300
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am, #193299
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am, #193294
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am, #193293

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.


SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm, #261675
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm, #212339
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm, #212337
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am, #212282
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am, #212272
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm, #212227
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm, #212223
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm, #212221
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm, #212220
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm, #212219
LMAO!
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm, #212218
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm, #212217
Epic.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm, #212212

omg


Female drivers -


TAGS: women car
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:57 pm, #247885
but the bumper isn't even creased....
steve1961 - June 18, 2013, 12:46 am, #246727
To be fair, one of my sister's ex-bfs did exactly this. You have to be moving at quite a clip and snap it cleanly below the pole and the hydro line acts like a bow and plunges the pole like an arrow towards the ground.


CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm, #103270
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm, #7332
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm, #7315
Keep taking the medication


FOR EVERY ACTION -


TAGS: men women punishment
Rating: 4.85/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:32 pm, #217227
"Because you're a man": Random occurrence, random penalty. No hope.
5150monkeylove - April 22, 2011, 4:19 pm, #217099
You forgot to mention the "little comments" you will suffer for the rest of time. still 5L
IxLOVExYOU - April 22, 2011, 11:04 am, #217078
thanks you for making my day!
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 5:53 pm, #217018
...showing this to my wife to lower her inordinately high 'ETA's' was a bad idea
rerun - April 21, 2011, 5:49 pm, #217017

I don't know what my "offense" is/was.....it isn't on this list. It has been about 4 months........or is it 4 years?
CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 5:47 pm, #217016
You're in good form Airman... 5 blueballs


DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.


TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am, #219656
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..


Dogs are Gentlemen -




I THINK - they need to rename The Dumb Friends League




SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.


TAGS: cats mice solitary confinement prison
Rating: 4.87/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 10:38 am, #220215
Also, a tiny pair of sunglasses with the message "deal with it" spelled out in nuts.
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:31 am, #220214
This picture was taken only moments before Squeaky screamed "This is Sparta". Sadly, they only ever found remnants of collars for Mr Boots, Fluffy, Princess, Tiger and Lancelot


SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - Women wear fake hair, nails and lashes. Get fake boobs,lips, butts and botox. But they want a real man?


TAGS: women men image
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 28, 2012, 11:55 pm, #240214
Don't start any rumours....but yep! Thanks for the comment :)
mariand - October 28, 2012, 4:41 pm, #240210
jee Missy, you're sure you are a woman?...hehehe


PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments




PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm, #195225
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm, #195168
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm, #195163
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm, #195161
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am, #195137
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am, #195134
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm, #195091
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm, #195043
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm, #195039
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


DEMENTIA -


TAGS: crazy old men are awesome
Rating: 4.77/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:38 am, #235179
The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime


BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




TODAYS WOMEN -




NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

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jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm, #228465
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am, #228439
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am, #228435
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #228434
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


REMINISCING -




GET A JOB -


TAGS: job booth occupy movement dispersal
Rating: 4.02/5

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premiumgrade - October 4, 2013, 4:27 am, #250221
I wish I could give you more than five. And, you're right. They can't get work...for 15 bucks an hour.
elf - May 19, 2013, 2:01 pm, #245868
Confusing cause and effect. Their not in the occupy movement because they don't want to work; they're in the occupy movement because they want to work but can't get hired.
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:14 pm, #229388
Don't feel like moving to China for a buck an hour.


REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.


TAGS: marriage reality gamers men
Rating: 4.66/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 1:15 am, #245092
Their retinas have been burned by the PS3 images...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245052
Yeah, I don't understand how so many men today didn't have the foresight to see this coming.
LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:06 pm, #236918
That is a gears of war screensh**, but the console is a ps3.
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 3:38 pm, #236827
You sure understanding isnt she lets you play games and she plays is she shows an interest in your hobbies (teehee). Just kiddin space. Thanks for the comment and the 5L.
spacedog - June 30, 2012, 3:15 pm, #236826
Well Mrs.spacedog is understanding and even joins in on some of the fun and games. 5L


NEW ROMANTIC HOLIDAY (JUST FOR MEN) -


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm, #156742

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am, #156737
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am, #156733
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.


LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!


TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm, #136357
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am, #136045
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am, #136044
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm, #118152
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am, #27900
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm, #27879
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am, #25994
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm, #24594
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am, #22158
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm, #14351
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm, #9223
VERY clever!


MAN -




TALKING DIRTY -


TAGS: phone harassment talk
Rating: 4.5/5

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Iconoclast - February 17, 2011, 10:36 am, #212578
Sorry, 50cal, I missed yours. Actually, you had the better picture.
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 5:46 am, #212558
d*** inflation - the rate per minute has gone up a full $ since 14th january
50cal - February 17, 2011, 12:52 am, #212544
126209


CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone


TAGS: chuck norris awesomeness
Rating: 4.14/5

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maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 7:10 am, #233786
Chuck Norris Who ?


GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.


TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #105046
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm, #100858
I f***ING HATE THIS MOVIE!!!


WOMEN - We don't need a reason to hit you men over the head with a beer bottle.


TAGS: women reason mad
Rating: 3.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 9:55 am, #221617

harsh lite. getting there girl.
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:43 am, #221612
This must be one of them misandrists I've heard about.. Sad really, mind you while you're near the fridge
mariand - July 20, 2011, 3:59 am, #221598
harsh!!!... I'll never buy a beer to a woman... :))


DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.


TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Bodomizer

Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm, #75222
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm, #28424
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am, #19043
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am, #19035
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)


OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm, #245330
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm, #228308
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!


Mens Nite Out -


TAGS: 3 men at the bar gal problems sorry mr gary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm, #259731
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm, #259727
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am, #255793
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am, #255792
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm, #255777

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am, #255772
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm, #255762
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm, #255761
Priceless!


YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm, #236483
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm, #218818
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm, #212038
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm, #209414
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm, #209413
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am, #209397
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm, #179290
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am, #173837
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am, #173836
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am, #173834
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm, #173783
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm, #173777
*whips out sh**gun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm, #173750
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey **** my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm, #173746
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


LUNCH - Another way we can impact the environment in a negative way.




MY FAMILY IS TEMPERMENTAL - Half Temper - Half Mental




COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?




I LIKE MY WOMEN - JUST LIKE MY COFFEE, BIG, HOT, STRONG AND BLACK...


TAGS: i like my women
Rating: 3.58/5

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Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:17 am, #194073
No no no, they ground up and in the freezer
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:05 am, #194060
...and a double sh**.


THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.


TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by danIam

Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am, #67856
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm, #66464
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm, #39415
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am, #33252
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has


ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.


TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 2.19/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm, #50740
The creator of this poster is ANOTHER guy who won't be eating any v*****, anytime soon...


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