Over 99753

Men Demotivational Poster


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.

IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD - There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

TAGS: women
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Cyberhagen - June 28, 2014, 2:00 pm
Are they kidding? Women get catty and offended so easily, and can be cutthroat with each other. We'd have more wars, not less.
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
Only retards find this funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:59 pm
Self-preservation was kicking in, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:58 pm
NEGOTIATIONS, not neutrons. Freakin' spell check.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:56 pm
Robin Williams has said they'd be no wars if women ruled the world, just severe neutrons once a month X-D
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 1:24 pm
I was either going to post this one, or "If women ruled the world, a country would be bombed every 28 days" but I chose this one.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:36 am
And about the female ruler bringing their country into war, was it on "that time" of the month? Just askin'. If our house was a country, my wife would invade or nuke our neighbor's countrys (houses) once a month.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:33 am
How do you sh**gun a beer through your nose without getting cut? Unless your rules for sh**gunning differ from mine...
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:12 am
now there's a party trick you don't see everyday, or hopefully never. don't even want to know how you came about learning that
crankyhead - April 26, 2010, 9:53 am
KFD, I didn't mean anythin by it. But the truth is the truth after all. P.S. I can sh**gun beers through my nose.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 7:05 am
@crankyhead: You must be a hoot at a party.
Claire - April 25, 2010, 10:47 pm
This is actually very true o_O
crankyhead - April 25, 2010, 10:47 pm
Golda Meir, Indira Ghandi, Margaret Thatcher,Catherine II, Queen Mary, Tz'u-hsi, Queen Elizabeth, Sirimavo Bandaranaike, Queen Isabella, Queen Victoria, Cleopatra, pretty much every woman who ever ruled a country brought that country to war. Jus' sayin...
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 9:10 pm
Don't forget a lot of drama and no p*** on the internet
pieman - April 25, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice Devil. 5 caddy little b****es.

JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East

TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!

FINALLY - A book about understanding women

TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?

RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!

TAGS: blood men man real funny period
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Krissie - May 17, 2010, 11:46 pm
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Thank you, Seb. I agree with both your posts.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
But funny.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
gIRL - October 10, 2008, 7:56 am
Jeez, even girls think it's disgusting. Seriously, barf.
Hm. - August 21, 2008, 2:04 am
A friend of mine told me he earned his red wings. My response was "Yeah, but you lost my respect."

DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.

TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by pitbull

WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.

WOMEN - They don't think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.

TAGS: women
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:21 pm
LMAO!! Best 5 points i gave in a long time :D
jonyungk - November 23, 2011, 12:12 am
Yea, verily, yea. Magnificently done.
Coombsy007 - August 13, 2011, 3:09 pm
Mate you can say it in a clever way e.g. E5P, or just say it straight out. Either way one of the best I've seen 5L
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:30 pm
gas - August 13, 2011, 11:55 am
aaaahahaha... have to recognize that's true in many cases. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - August 13, 2011, 11:32 am
Glad my girlfriend doesn't post here haha.
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 11:22 am
Well said KFD.
rerun - August 13, 2011, 10:46 am

WOW is an understatement on this motifake. This should be printed out & hung on a wall
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 10:10 am

SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.

TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Zephirenth

falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm

HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - It’s just so obvious …..

TAGS: motivation men hygiene
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by ratman

EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 2:19 pm
I like it that they are apparently made from three different women! You have a selection!
Iconoclast - July 4, 2010, 11:47 pm
Looks a bit like 100064


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm
To true! 5L


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm
lol x 5²


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm
define superi5r :)

FACT - Indisputable

TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").

GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!

TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by kahler8029

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???

HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid

TAGS: owl hat argument invalid
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by motinet

Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 2:02 am
EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:55 pm
Pretty cunning, huh?
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:33 am
Sorry Mr.M but you're much better than this, I call'm as I see'm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:32 am
Oh yeah, very funny and original, a lot of thought must have gone into the text--- 1 L
DonTarsin - November 17, 2010, 6:34 am
I just love it!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:30 pm
First day of school?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 10:20 pm
youse crazy Mr.M.....5 owls.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
i'm not sure what to say about this
GreyScorpion - September 12, 2010, 7:49 pm
I love owl posters...5L


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm

MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.

TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


TAGS: older men scam
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
hahaha...very funny

AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus

TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am
I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?


TAGS: argument opinion
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by gas

elf - May 19, 2013, 1:55 pm
Human nature. Everybody wants to close the door behind themselves, not realizing that all those before them were kind enough to leave it open.
gas - December 1, 2011, 8:10 pm
lol, didn't think about that one
Preacher Man - November 23, 2011, 11:15 pm
The bitter truth is that the redneck wouldn't be stopped short by the Native American. He'd just say 'Go back to the reservation!'
gas - November 21, 2011, 11:14 pm
that's a good quote! ironic but no less true. thx all ^^
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
Excellent, I love it! As George Carlin said, "This land was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free." So true.
Budog - November 20, 2011, 6:31 pm
Classic 5L !
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:21 pm

well done

WOOSA... - Before you get so pissed off that you start swinging a cactus around.

TAGS: anger management
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

CANADA - October 5, 2009, 1:30 pm
bad boys 2 rocked! 5 woosa's
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:18 pm
I understand your position though, Dre... I'm just grading on a bell-curve anymore.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 11:53 am
Yeah, I guess it is better than probably any of mine so i cant really judge, if i could revote it might go up to a four as well.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:56 am
It's not like it said "if you noticed the cactus, I have bad news for you..." or "this guy will kick your a**" - this one took talent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:55 am
Perhaps not top ten of all time, but incredibly good use of the picture... takes creativity to caption it this way.
MO - October 5, 2009, 10:04 am
"Who let the dogs out? Woot! Woot!" KER-BLAMO!!!!! Even the natives are sick of that d*** song!!
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:55 am
I have made some funny posters according to me and it stopped at 3.2 where as I have made some average rush jobs that have stopped at 3.7, it's just a matter of who is on and their opinions which I value of course. Thanks for the 3L lol
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am
or GHETTO-SMACK: When hitting the person who burned down your car anything will do.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am
Yeah, I did give it a 3, i just didnt think that it was a top ten or whatever poster.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:50 am
or... GHETTO-SMACK: Where everything and anything is a weapon.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am
The caption is actually... PRETTY good. Better than most of the sh*t that I have to reject everyday. Definitely one of the better posters. At least he's not doing the "Look what I found on the internet!" Airman move. Give him some credit for that.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am
I could have said: "Dancing is always fun till someone canes you with a cactus" "3rd world version of a tequila sh**" "He who removed Excalibur Cactus from the field shall be the new slumlord" But I kinda liked the Bad Boys reference. That's a nice fish
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:45 am
................I might
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:43 am
Dre... so you regularly pick up a cactus in protest?
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am
The picture is funny, the caption is not.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am
I find it funny. Just sayin'.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:38 am
Um, its getting voted down because its not funny.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:23 am
Oh and TY...
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:22 am
Haha... yeah I can't believe these votes... that's a freaking cactus being swung around in front of a burning car... lmao.. I'll just keep the comments up on this one to bump it so people later in the day can appreciate it's magnificence and splendor.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am
Oh... 5L, naturally.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am
Love it! But you can't release good motifakes for the a.m. shift... they're 1L votin' mo fo's. Now, I have to get back to 1L'n these crummy motifakes.


TAGS: men and women socializing irony
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am

Thanks for the O'5L, Gary.
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:31 am
Well, there’s just something fetching ‘bout them suits. I think the word is ‘allure’. 5L for the allure……….and truism
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:58 pm

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:56 pm

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:16 pm
(carebear BANNED)

'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"

FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.

TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog

Conspiracy -

TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?

Lorena Bobbitt -


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.76/5


TAGS: women men
Rating: 4.89/5

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Sho - March 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
I'll give it a 5 anyway. Nice pic to make a poster with
Airman - March 1, 2012, 5:13 pm
wow, I never saw it. I actually heard this quote on a radio show going home last night.. and made the poster using it when I came in this am.. should have looked first
Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 4:59 pm
Admittedly, 5till an amazing caption but. . . #147025 :)

PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.

TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


TAGS: women men ***y beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look ***y.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
d*** it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


TAGS: men women humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:44 am

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Ghoul. I have a pretty excellent track record--but then, so does my Husband. ;)
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:23 am
Right, because it's impossible to for one to be all of the above.

COMMUNITY COLLEGES - A wonderful resource right in your own backyard

TAGS: courses for women
Rating: 4.36/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 16, 2009, 9:21 am
Class 7 is actually an inside joke between the instructor and his wife. Obviously, there are no 'Real Life Testimonials' available.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:06 pm
I hope class seven isnt full yet
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 5:59 pm
ROR, class 2 i can relate to so much it is not even funny!!!!!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 5:19 pm
Where can my wife sign-up?


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm

FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing

TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm
... or kick in the balls D: ouch

Tomorrow -

TAGS: trash retirement
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - May 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Luv this. Reminds me of my buddy climbing a cell tower and throwing a dummy off. His accomplice below popping outta the grass and waving. Kansas farmers thought that was pretty funny...sorta.


TAGS: men are cats
Rating: 4.56/5

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lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 3:21 pm

'Bout killed me...
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 3:06 pm
Dang! Well, I s’pose I don’t need to ask if everything came out OK………
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:37 am

That's what happens when you acquire food poisoning! Ended up on IVs. Wasn't pretty. But I am much better, now.
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 9:08 am
Keep aimin’ darlin’, I’m an easy target. …and yeah, seems you’ve slowed a bit in submissions. I s’pose you get busy too. Yer stuff is always a delight, fine lady….’cat with proclivities’…..n-i-c-e
lgvernon - May 29, 2012, 11:06 pm

A cat with canine proclivities. I've missed you, GaryO!~
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:58 pm
Oh yeah? Sniff one strange hind end, and what do they call you?
tatespa - May 29, 2012, 8:55 am
OMG, we're CATS?? That BLOWS!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:15 pm
but a cat's the only cat who knows how to 5wing
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 12:58 am
Hey, I never denied being a cat. Be5ides, I’m purrrrfect.
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 12:35 am

TheSanityInspector - May 27, 2012, 12:29 am
Lock your dog, your cat, and your wife in the trunk of the car for four hours. After you open it, which one is glad to see you?

TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential

TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


TAGS: giant among men
Rating: 4.9/5

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SteveFurlong - March 24, 2012, 10:59 am
Tip for designated drivers: don't drive your car. Puke is such a persistent smell. 5L because I've been the DD many times.

INSTANT HUMAN - Just add coffee.

Stress Mgmt -

TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

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Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.

JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won

TAGS: just had an argument
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - May 8, 2013, 10:01 am
M0rd3kaI - May 8, 2013, 2:06 am
If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?
falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 10:55 am
I think the clock actually won. It accomplished its goal.
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 6:31 pm
Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 3:45 pm
Mord, seems you went "ape" over this!
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:47 am
Not sure if "win-win" or "lose-lose" situation... 5L
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:15 am
hehehe, ni5e

AWESOMENESS - sometimes you just feel it

TAGS: awesomeness
Rating: 4.52/5

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showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:32 pm
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:31 pm
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:43 pm
Meh somewhat but not really. I chuckled so it got approved even knowing that both of those were out there.
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:13 pm
73710, basically the same as the original.


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.37/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm
RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.89/5

1st Impressions -

TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...

BIPOLAR DISORDER - It's like having an amusement park in your head ...

TAGS: bipolar disorder amusement park head
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:14 am
I would have have to say that in my head it is a cross between a Haunted House in my head with a liberal dash of Roger Rabbit.
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:12 am
TheGoat, you know I didn't consider that until you pointed it out, but very good point...
TheGoat - September 5, 2011, 6:02 pm
Hmm Microsoft colors - why am I not surprised??


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.71/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.

PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...

STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

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MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


LAW ENFORCEMENT - Every profession has their focus and priorities ...

TAGS: law enforcement focus and priorities
Rating: 4.54/5

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Budog - March 23, 2012, 11:03 pm
I actually have great respect for law enforcement, they have a tough, dangerous job and very few people likes a cop until they need one. This one was too good to pass up though.
ughomer - March 22, 2012, 8:21 pm
Hilarious Budog!
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:39 pm
(carebear BANNED)

PMS - They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.


TAGS: women psychos
Rating: 4.64/5

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Airman - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I'll try to do better, I promise
MashiMashi - March 1, 2012, 2:23 pm
this ph**o could use a better caption, and this caption could use a better ph**o. Its funny I laffed but felt it needed work.
PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:04 pm
ICEMAN - February 28, 2012, 1:43 am
I'm going to need to look under the hood. (bonnet for you limeys)

PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.

TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
p*** Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your n**** lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is g**....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking g**.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.

AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."

TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


TAGS: gangsters businessmen not the thug life
Rating: 4.4/5

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Produceman117 - March 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
Nicely done, Sickartist. 5Ls.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:46 pm
ACTUALLY those are actors that played gangsters - pretty much wimps ALL.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:24 am
They may be gangsters, but I happen to be gangsta. Yo.
Woodywood03a - March 19, 2010, 1:45 am
Dude 4515 - March 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Deniro's such a gangster, he's TWO gangsters!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm
What? BLASPHEMY!! Lower left corner isn't an actor...p.s. 5L

PMS - Men...you thought that was scary? This is MENOPAUSE!

TAGS: pms men scary menopause
Rating: 4.2/5

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MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 9:35 pm
Never realized that bipolar and menopause were so much the same
fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:37 pm
Wait, I thought this was SPARTA! Now I have a headache. (sigh) You did this on purpose! I'm sorry, I still love you.


TAGS: women
Rating: 3.95/5

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steve1961 - September 29, 2013, 11:28 pm
There are many things incorrect about this poster. Most women I know are much more capable than most men I know.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:38 pm
What about Hole, they're an awesome band, granted Courtney Love is insane, but early Hole was awesome!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 17, 2013, 10:56 pm
And give you a simple straight answer...
house - June 16, 2011, 5:47 pm
well, who else is gunna make our sammiches ??
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 8:25 am
You left out reverse parallel park
steph1 - June 16, 2011, 8:23 am
...and yet men still can't do without us


Female drivers -

TAGS: women car
Rating: 3.75/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:57 pm
but the bumper isn't even creased....
steve1961 - June 18, 2013, 12:46 am
To be fair, one of my sister's ex-bfs did exactly this. You have to be moving at quite a clip and snap it cleanly below the pole and the hydro line acts like a bow and plunges the pole like an arrow towards the ground.


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

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shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out sh**gun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey **** my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich

GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.

TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm


TAGS: navy submarines couples men
Rating: 3.03/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
Being from NY and having lost people I have to say this did not offend me. Had it been a joke based on the actual event it might have. I am more offended by the fact it has been 9 yrs and there is still a hole in the ground.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:18 pm
Ok, 9/11 is a tough date for the USA, but this is a submarine picture... If he would have made jokes about airplaines, skyscra**rs and terrorist, I would understand, but this is far from being offensive to me. Just another sailor joke. 4 torp***s from me.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
rerun - September 13, 2010, 12:39 pm

as an FYI - I actually think the poster is funny, just bad timing on submission date
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:39 pm
no problem.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:36 pm

and please lets leave the subject alone. damage is done.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:35 pm

terrorism affects everybody. Maybe your country has been lucky, but as the world changes I can only hope that that luck lasts. I would never wish what the people directly affected by 9/11 feel on anybody, even my worst enemy.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
sorry man, i'm just kinda sick of hearing about this attack that doesn't affect us in any way whatsoever
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:27 pm

gee Pzy. 911 crap? I imagine you lost the respect of a lot of people here. I know you have lost mine
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:06 pm
I thought it was good sh**tyz. Though, i'm Australian, and I am kinda sick of hearing all this 911 crap. 5L's
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 6:27 pm
WE don't delete posters here... they stay. Can't give anyone special treatment over all others. Gotta just bite the bullet and forge ahead.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 11:59 am
If it were a terrorist joke I would see the problem, but there are much more offensive posters here. Any one of those posters could appear in the randoms today. I would never make light of 911, but neither did Sh**tyz.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 10:11 am
Pm Mr. M, he is the only one with the power to delete a fake.
Shottyz - September 11, 2010, 10:10 am
My apologize to everyone, I did not remember what today was until I posted. I tried to delete it, but it wouldnt let me. Mods please remove this if possible.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 9:57 am
I agree rerun. Any other day and this might be decent zing if aimed at one of our navy members but today, it just wont fly.
rerun - September 11, 2010, 9:27 am

Talk about offensive, especially on a day like today.


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.68/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm


CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!

TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"

EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.

TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm
Keep taking the medication

PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments

WOMEN - God bless them. They truly believe that we actually understand them

TAGS: women
Rating: 4.35/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:43 pm
I'm a woman and I LOVE this! Hilarious and true, I bet! ^_^
sixthseraph - July 13, 2011, 10:44 am
we could understand them, there's a book on how to, but the response when asked if they did is "TL,DR"
Chibolazo - June 13, 2010, 4:47 pm
hahaha exellent i love it
MasterMorality - December 30, 2009, 8:12 pm
Me_ - December 21, 2009, 2:12 pm
WOMEN - They actually believe we want to understand them.


TAGS: men women punishment
Rating: 4.85/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:32 pm
"Because you're a man": Random occurrence, random penalty. No hope.
5150monkeylove - April 22, 2011, 4:19 pm
You forgot to mention the "little comments" you will suffer for the rest of time. still 5L
IxLOVExYOU - April 22, 2011, 11:04 am
thanks you for making my day!
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 5:53 pm
...showing this to my wife to lower her inordinately high 'ETA's' was a bad idea
rerun - April 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

I don't know what my "offense" is/was.....it isn't on this list. It has been about 4 months........or is it 4 years?
CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 5:47 pm
You're in good form Airman... 5 blueballs

DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.

TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..

Statistics -

TAGS: stoopid men ladder fall sniffingpaint
Rating: 4.75/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:04 pm
That only looks dangerous because you don't understand the physics involved. Men have shorter lifespans than women and get between harm and our families far more than women.

Dogs are Gentlemen -

I THINK - they need to rename The Dumb Friends League


SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.

TAGS: cats mice solitary confinement prison
Rating: 4.87/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 10:38 am
Also, a tiny pair of sunglasses with the message "deal with it" spelled out in nuts.
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:31 am
This picture was taken only moments before Squeaky screamed "This is Sparta". Sadly, they only ever found remnants of collars for Mr Boots, Fluffy, Princess, Tiger and Lancelot

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - Women wear fake hair, nails and lashes. Get fake boobs,lips, butts and botox. But they want a real man?

TAGS: women men image
Rating: 4.76/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2012, 11:55 pm
Don't start any rumours....but yep! Thanks for the comment :)
mariand - October 28, 2012, 4:41 pm
jee Missy, you're sure you are a woman?...hehehe


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

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Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


TAGS: crazy old men are awesome
Rating: 4.77/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:38 am
The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime

BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day

Mens Nite Out -

TAGS: 3 men at the bar gal problems sorry mr gary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm



TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

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jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)



TAGS: job booth occupy movement dispersal
Rating: 4.02/5

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premiumgrade - October 4, 2013, 4:27 am
I wish I could give you more than five. And, you're right. They can't get work...for 15 bucks an hour.
elf - May 19, 2013, 2:01 pm
Confusing cause and effect. Their not in the occupy movement because they don't want to work; they're in the occupy movement because they want to work but can't get hired.
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:14 pm
Don't feel like moving to China for a buck an hour.

REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.

TAGS: marriage reality gamers men
Rating: 4.66/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 1:15 am
Their retinas have been burned by the PS3 images...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:15 pm
Yeah, I don't understand how so many men today didn't have the foresight to see this coming.
LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
That is a gears of war screensh**, but the console is a ps3.
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 3:38 pm
You sure understanding isnt she lets you play games and she plays is she shows an interest in your hobbies (teehee). Just kiddin space. Thanks for the comment and the 5L.
spacedog - June 30, 2012, 3:15 pm
Well Mrs.spacedog is understanding and even joins in on some of the fun and games. 5L


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.

LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!

TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

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BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm
VERY clever!


TAGS: phone harassment talk
Rating: 4.51/5

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Iconoclast - February 17, 2011, 10:36 am
Sorry, 50cal, I missed yours. Actually, you had the better picture.
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 5:46 am
d*** inflation - the rate per minute has gone up a full $ since 14th january
50cal - February 17, 2011, 12:52 am

CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone

TAGS: chuck norris awesomeness
Rating: 4.14/5

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maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 7:10 am
Chuck Norris Who ?

WOMEN - We don't need a reason to hit you men over the head with a beer bottle.

TAGS: women reason mad
Rating: 3.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 9:55 am

harsh lite. getting there girl.
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:43 am
This must be one of them misandrists I've heard about.. Sad really, mind you while you're near the fridge
mariand - July 20, 2011, 3:59 am
harsh!!!... I'll never buy a beer to a woman... :))


TAGS: i like my women
Rating: 3.58/5

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Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:17 am
No no no, they ground up and in the freezer
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:05 am
...and a double sh**.

DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.

TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

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GaryO - September 17, 2015, 7:13 am
To the contrary, steve. In order to have a lifelong commitment, one must have a life. Then again, I s’pose lifeless, posterless compulsive commenters could just be committed.
steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 12:06 am
I congratulate on your ability to remain nobody of distinction. I see that it is a life-long commitment.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:43 pm
I see one bird in this picture. The other one is a chipmunk. Ha ha, you wrote that comment in 2008 and no one cares about these words.
Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!

my wife went shopping yesterday -

TAGS: missing wife men
Rating: 4.79/5

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jonny5 - July 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
There is a reward for the return of vehicle unharmed.